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This is a story about Dame Blog-A-Lot. Dame Blog-A-Lot was the funniest and cleverest knight of the round table, but soon the other knights began to grow tired of her stories about how funny she was, and how many posts she created. And soon, they began to wonder, "Are Dame Blog-A-Lot's stories even true?" Oh, no. So, one of the knights went to King David and said, "I don't believe Dame Boast-A-Lot's stories. She's just a big old liar who makes things up to make herself look good." And then, even the king began to wonder...but that wash't the end of Dame Blog-A-Lot's problem. No, that wash't the final problem. The end.
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    immolate—yourself:

    thedeadhand:

    general-winky:

    WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW

    what the actual fuck

    wow, that was amazing. 

    strange but kind of cool

    what so i can’t date a badboy? What if I just screw him?

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  • 221bacon-st:

    sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

    napkinbatch:

    couragelilly:

    outlaw-lookingforthesun:

    cherry619:

    # sweet lord of the rings  # what have i gotten myself into 

    Oh…. wow…. those boys have alot of fun on set… thats for sure…

    His lovely Padahumps tho

    If you don’t click this link you lose ten thousand respect points

    OMG CLICK THE LINK! DO IT!

    (via effyeahbabyhedgehogs)

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  • fairious:

Me.
((pencil; 45min))

    fairious:

    Me.

    ((pencil; 45min))

    Source: fairious
    • 9 hours ago
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  • heylovelyy:

    loonylunalovegood97:

    tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

    AND THEY WERE PERFECT PARENTS TOO!

    They were fiercely proud of their children’s accomplishments.

    They played together as a family.

    They went to school plays, parent/teacher interviews, and helped with school work.

    They co-parented, Gomez was just as active in raising their children as Morticia was.

    When their children wanted something that they disapproved of, they were disappointed but relented because it would make them happy.

    Plus, all TV married couples kind of hate each other and argue 90% of the time for the sake of comedy, but these two have always seemed to be forever and always in love, which is kind of sweet.

    And if that’s only possible because they’re weirdos, what does that say about us?

    Is it odd I actually really like this post?

    (via emmasabear)

    Source: 321adventure
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  • bowtiesarecool:

    Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

    i love how she refers to chris hemsworth as “thor”

    (via dean-ate-peetas-pie)

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  • batched:

    imagine cows with wings

    what if they would poop on everything like birds

    like you’re driving in your car when suddenly a giant cow pat from the heavens lands on your windscreen

    maybe it’s for the best that cows cannot fly

    Source: batched
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  • fairious:

Midday Library Doodles
aka I felt like sketching profiles of my top 6 favorite fictional characters ever
((pencil))

    fairious:

    Midday Library Doodles

    aka I felt like sketching profiles of my top 6 favorite fictional characters ever

    ((pencil))

    Source: fairious
    • 9 hours ago
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